Plan 9 from Outer Space

The obligatory masterpiece. Ed Wood's finest creation. Their's all kinds of history to this film which I recommend you research. But the dirt is that aliens (who apparently also have developed axes… and look just like us) have come to Earth (departing from a space ship shaped like a giant, well, boob) to stop humans from developing a weapon called "solarmanite." This solarmanite, if your "stupid, stupid minds" can follow this, explodes sunlight. And thus the entire universe (eventually, keep in mind it will take billions of years to destroy the entire universe. Earth will be toast in a couple minutes, of course.) Anyway, to stop the humans the aliens have raised an army of our own dead (an army precisely of three dead people: a fat guy, an old man, and an anorexic). Think that sounds like a bad plan on the aliens part? Well keep in mind, this is their NINTH FRIGGIN TRY and that's all they could come up with. Well, needless to say the humans stop the aliens, but you have to wonder if this is a good thing, considering we're soon to blow up the universe, but I guess that's Wood's point now isn't it? And that's why this is a masterpiece. Or something.

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